“Experts believe that now that Fidel has resigned, he will either be succeeded by his brother, Raul, or by his idiot son, Fidel W. Castro.”
-David Letterman
“Experts believe that now that Fidel has resigned, he will either be succeeded by his brother, Raul, or by his idiot son, Fidel W. Castro.”
-David Letterman
When asked in an interview if he believes in reincarnation:
“I think, after you die, the atom finishes in the air and attaches to a cat or a dog.”
–Shah Rukh Khan
(on indiafm.com)
“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre,
but they are more deadly in the long run.”
-Mark Twain
“Memory is a crazy lady who collects colored rags and throws away food.”
–Anonymous